When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.
"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009
Get the the flying orangutanmug. (Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds
"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."
by TonyT.Tiger January 4, 2010
Get the Orangutan Tittiesmug. Taking a dump in a public toilet by hanging from the walls of the stall in order to avoid sitting on the seat.
by senosian November 18, 2009
Get the orangutan hangmug. by Toby September 22, 2004
Get the Orangutan tittiesmug. by TML137 January 27, 2008
Get the orangutan nipplesmug. An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
Get the Spazticated orangutanmug. Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-
by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022
Get the Obsidian Orangutanmug.