A squishy boy with slimy boogers constantly in his nose. Bonus tips if he tends to grow a small but unsightly moustache, and a protruding pot belly. Oogers need constant maintenance because they're always hungry and sleepy, but if you give them milk, they tend to fart quite a lot.
Ooger! Stop looking so stupid!
by Tako-Tako July 19, 2017
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by muhhamed September 30, 2006
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by Hammermeister July 31, 2011
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An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
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