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Olson

"Olson" is the name from one of the several hot-tempered family lines from North America. With ancestory ranging from scandanavia to polish, the early original angry families such as the "Olson"s migrated to North America like so many other new-world pioneers. North America's weather was and still is a tough bitch to deal with, which is what make the angry families a unique part of North American heritage.

You'll know you are an Olson WHEN..
-Either first, middle, or last name is Olson.
-You live on a farm in Canada.
-You seem to be extremely angry and exciteable.
-Every male in your family is also angry and exciteable.

Above rednecks, yet below high-class, knowing someone from such a lineage is an honor. Although some Olsons have learned to control their explosive reactions, the fact remains that you can still provoke one into an incredible frenzy of old-fashioned swearing, insulting, and fighting.

Just remember that not ALL Olsons are like this, and that there would be evidence needed to prove an "Olson" (see above).
"That angry Olson is yelling at the cows again."
"Ha ha! Lookit that Olson at it again!"
by SeriousDic-tionary October 12, 2009
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Orson

verb. To attract and amaze somebody with your epic charm.
guy 1: "Dude, you just met her!"
guy2: "yeah, but she was totally orsoning me!"
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Orson Welles

The showman responsible for “Citizen Kane” (1941). His movies, interviews, and stories present an artist of enormous creativity and uncompromising personal vision. Though he was a child prodigy before becoming a theatrical/radio pioneer, he reached legendary status as a cinematic visionary. After “Kane,” he spent much of his life hustling the Hollywood system, fighting studio executives, being a glutton, travelling the world, appearing in commercials, narrating movies, acting, scrounging for money to direct low-budget works of cinematic brilliance, and leading a life that countless scholars, critics, directors, actors, students and movie lovers strive to fully grasp. Failing to do so, these individuals settle for the abundance of inspiration that one can draw from the enigma of Orson Welles.
Some of Orson Welles's finest movies are his lesser-known works: “The Trial” (1962), “Chimes at Midnight” (1965), and “F for Fake” (1974).
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Oion

Past tense: Oioned Plural: Oions Verb tense: Oioning
The legal retarded way to refer to an underground root vegetable also refer to as The Onion 🧅
Me don't want oions in me 7-Up cake
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Anabelle Olson

"did you see Anabelle Olsons outfit"
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Oisín

Friend: so how was the date last night?

Girl: omg! He was such an Oisín
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Oisin Fleming

Gay prick who thinks he proper hard,lives in the shadow of his brother
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