nardies

High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!", and are disrespectful to girls.

Typical nardy conversation:
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."

Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."

by daaaaaaaaaaana December 25, 2007

nards

1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 15, 2006

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Nardfarmer

Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.

Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package

when he was changing after practice it was

like he was hypnotized.

Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was

drooling.

Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.

by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011

Narda

A girl who's pretty, smart, and nice to everyone. She's an awesome friend who will listen to you when you need it. She's also creative and can be a spazz.

That girl is so awesome, she's such a Narda.

by Nycteris April 24, 2010

Nardine

Nadine is a loving but can be annoying at times. A Nadine will always be there for you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on. they will always forget your birthday but they will be the only person to wait for your birthday to come. they will sometimes draw on their face with lipstick and turn them selves into a clown, but in the long run they are the kindest person you will ever meet. They will always make you laugh and will flip your mood from sad to happy.

Nardine is the funniest alive

by fobafnajnf March 31, 2020