Anden Nuttsuck

This is a super gay kid that has a crush on his 7th grade math teacher mrs ely he wants to poor mountain dew on her and lick it all off. He tells all of his friends that he has a 9 inch penis but everybody knows that it is only one inch long. Every morning he he uses a special tool to wanks off to his dads high school picture.

Anden Nuttsuck stares at mrs elys butt as she walks by

by billbob4545 June 15, 2018

num nutts

to have a low sperm count

by marcus p June 13, 2003

deese nutts

deese nutts on your chin or in your mouth

The term is used when tricking a friend into homo sexual innuendo. One would ask his friend if he ever had deese. Vien would answer," What's deese/"Then you deliver the final statement, "you never had these nuts on your chin?"

by Mike January 25, 2005

Nuttsex

Sexual position where male sticks his balls inside the female's vagina cavity.

Dude:So i met this total durf at the bar..she wanted the dick so bad but i dont think her skank ass durf face deserved the dick so i just whipped out the sack and had nuttsex with the bitch
Little kid:*licks lips*

by shitcockfuckdick August 2, 2008

nuttsie

Fruitcakes..... (not the one ya eat ya know)

That bitch is fkn nuttsie

by Nuttsie January 26, 2021

cream nutts

When you wip cream your nutts, and have the lady or man( if you're into that thing) come and lick all up.

Hey baby I have some cream nutts for you.

by gloved3 August 24, 2016

Sauteed Nutts

Usually this is performed when a guy does it to a guy as girls are not really into it so tangled guys nuts means licking sucking almost kind of like the word roasting for a minimum of 15 minutes to up to a half hour Before blowing the shit out of them

After John passed out from being drunk he got his ballls sauteed nutts. Mike spent 40 minutes performing sautéed nutts

by TheBestfeelingbyfsr June 7, 2016