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Anden is a Lit mother fucker that loves to party, fuck all the bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.
Anden is a lit mother fucker
Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019
A Lit mother fucker that likes to party, gets mad bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.
Anden IS A lit motherfucker
Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019
Is a of the male variety who believes their girlfriend(s) are hot or some to believe they are snowbunnies. Usually retarded.
My friend believes his girlfriend is hot or something, must be an Anden
Anden by MadmuppetXx1 February 7, 2020
Anden is a Lit mother fucker that loves to party, fuck all the bitches and has probably fucked your mom to.
Anden is a lit mother fucker
Anden by daihfahffa May 25, 2019

Anden Nuttsuck 

This is a super gay kid that has a crush on his 7th grade math teacher mrs ely he wants to poor mountain dew on her and lick it all off. He tells all of his friends that he has a 9 inch penis but everybody knows that it is only one inch long. Every morning he he uses a special tool to wanks off to his dads high school picture.
Anden Nuttsuck stares at mrs elys butt as she walks by
Anden Nuttsuck by billbob4545 June 15, 2018

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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