Nutella

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.

by sexychik99 April 15, 2010

Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

nutroll

Something poorly executed or designed.

We went to the show, but it was just a nutroll - nobody knew where to go, what was going on, or who was running it.

by Wile E Coyote May 18, 2004

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009

Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.

Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.

by Kuzuail March 1, 2011

nutella nigger

A white Motherfucker, Who puts Nutella on his face to look black, Commonly Beaners.

I just saw a nutella nigger at school, He looked so good i could actually eat him out

by HairyAsshole June 8, 2014