Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

Numpty

A fuckin idiot

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.

by 1367 November 25, 2012

Nutty Banana

To apply peanut butter to your penis for masturbation or in order to give the reciever of your penis a nutty surprise/treat.

"The girl was surprised when faced with the Nutty Banana rather than the penis she had expected."

Or

"Dude, last night I was home alone, I did a Nutty Banana!"

by Nuttybanana January 11, 2010

nupypie

One who is good in bed, but not so good looking, at all.

"Did you see that nupypie last night?"
"Yeah, man. It was great, but I had to close my eyes."

by spicemachine January 17, 2009

Throw a nutty

In a psychopathic rage, verbally or physically abusing another or others. Typically a case of extreme over-reaction.

Lou threw a nutty and beat the hell out of Fever when he discovered Fever had hidden his favorite pillow.

by Melville July 22, 2003

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

Nutty Chunker

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013