nutstache

A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.

Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."

by Benedict Cumberstache August 7, 2015

nutstache

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.

"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"

by Mr Tasty May 26, 2009

ninsta

A Ninsta is a cross between a Rasta, and a Ninja. They are the ultimate warriors, who smoke a lot of pot.

Ray and Lindsay are examples of Ninstas. Lindsay is perdy sweet at cage fighting, and Ray has amazing nun-chuck skills. They hunt at dark, and will not hesitate to kill a man.

by lindsayb&T-RAY December 24, 2008

Nugstache

Noun: A large "nugget" of marijuana held below the nose like a mustache.

Me and my boy shaved his Nugstache last night, rolled that monster up in a blunt.

by Ganja Lover December 2, 2010

Nutstache

Bustin on your girls upper lip giving her the ability to snort it, or sneeze it off.

Jerry: bro howd it go with Sara?
Jeb: dude she asked is I'd give her a nutstache and I got scared.

by Tylercreater December 14, 2019

Nutstalgia

When a group of girls reminisce on past penis experiences.

Girl 1: What's wrong
Girl 2: I'm just having serious nutstalgia right now
Girl 1: Nutstalgia for whom?!
Girl 2: From that one night I hooked up with Kevin Hart
Girl 1: **Shocked**

by NUTZNBUTTZ March 30, 2015

nunst faty mam

insanely beautiful with naught a piece of fat in you

youre nunst faty mam!

by dan t. January 25, 2005