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Ninesome

Sex involving nine people.
Kayla was sitting home alone when 8 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed twice. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Finally, the sixth boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 13 orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best ninesome in history.
by Flyingtrash June 24, 2017
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General Jose Nunez

A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.

It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
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Nudesage

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages
" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"
by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016
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Darwin Nunez

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.
darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his
by liverpool266 April 12, 2023
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The nuns bush

When something is as good, large or extravagant as it could possible be.
The black and tan is really good but the lager is the nuns bush.
by Shauninja June 8, 2018
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The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
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Ninestein

Showing the patient of a saint when dealing with wayward, and indeed, mental women
Did you read about that bloke on the football forum whose woman was a right nutter. Her husband must be a real Ninestein not to have pasted by now
by Blackbeard's Bo'son March 20, 2008
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