Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Nuptist

The person who connects couples, organizes and executes their wedding functions.

Nuptist is the cupid, the wedding planner and the organizer of their weddings.

The Nuptist could be a friend, a family member or anyone that has the interest to marry a couple.

John: Bro, Will your sister ever get married?
Billy: I don't know. I'll leave it to the nuptist.

by kraj234567 June 8, 2018

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numbtits

An action taken usually by a woman whilst driving, that leads to other people's upset.

C.K.: "Damn numbtits driving on Hwy. 50 cut me off"

M.V. : "Check yo' self fool, that numbtits was a dude"

C.K. : "numbtits, numbcock all the same"

by ckayckayckay August 7, 2011