Numpft

It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty

In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs

Victim: *clips ankle off the side of Ben 10 scooter
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft

by Study skillz 4 lif3 January 29, 2020

numper

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

numpler

a condition where one testicle is bigger than the other, common to gingers who are THE BEST

My numpler means my right ball is way bigger than my left.

by siwi2524 July 30, 2010