Skip to main content

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
by Shawn E. April 21, 2003
mugGet the ted nugent mug.

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream
by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005
mugGet the Ted Nugent mug.

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
mugGet the ted nugent mug.

ted nugent

A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.
"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview
by toast June 29, 2004
mugGet the ted nugent mug.

Ted Nugent

Used in place of the word awesome.
"This burger is fucking Ted Nugent!"

Dealer-"You have Blackjack" Player- "Ted Nugent!!"
by Region Rat April 30, 2010
mugGet the Ted Nugent mug.

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!
by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
mugGet the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag mug.

Getting The Nugent

To have one's appointment, event, job, or gig cancelled for reasons that are obvious to everyone except the subject person or entity, who remains oblivious. Originated from the continuing loss of respect and popularity of a noted rock musician among both the benefactors of their social inequity and the subjects his verbal regurgitations. An essential component of usage is that the subject remain oblivious of their own shortcomings. Variations; Got the nuge, in the nuge, received a nugencision.
The incumbent is getting the nugent after revealing an extramarital affair.

Joe is getting the nugent by his friends for excessive flatulence.
by aeroso August 6, 2014
mugGet the Getting The Nugent mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email