by Nubmaster69 May 7, 2021
Phenomenon that occurs when hand greeting gestures are incompatible. Usually results when someone shouts "nub it!" during those few seconds of awkawardness, thus resolving the situation.
Performed by pounding the outside of your wrists together.
Performed by pounding the outside of your wrists together.
I went for the handshake, but he was going for the fist pound, so i shouted "nub it!" and the crisis was resolved.
by dindak August 19, 2008
Acronym for Non Useful Body. A newly reported personel to a navy warship, who is not yet qualified to operate any of the equipment, but is still entitled to food and air priveledges. Due to the large number of single sailors, nub has been used heavily and adopted by online gaming communities to refer to any new, unskilled person.
by Twisted Twidget June 3, 2006
A general expression to communicate something is sub par.
Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor
Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor
by Nubberson November 13, 2009
A really stupid way of saying "noob"
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"
Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)
People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.
Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"
Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"
Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)
People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.
Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock.
by Lig Na Baste January 5, 2009
For all the tards out there that use this term loosely, or explain at length how it "originated in online gaming" - whatever.
"Nub" is a Navy submariner term for those who are new to the sub and don't know how to do anything yet (and thus unqualified in submarines)
Thus "nub" means "non-useful body" get it right, or don't use it.
"Nub" is a Navy submariner term for those who are new to the sub and don't know how to do anything yet (and thus unqualified in submarines)
Thus "nub" means "non-useful body" get it right, or don't use it.
by drewbe April 28, 2007
The outline of a man's genitalia often seen due either to the owner of said nub's shorts being too tight or an awkward arrangement having been made of the shaft and/or sac. Common signs of a Nub are when you see what looks as though it is a miniature erection. This is not to be mistaken with an actual erection because in no way is the owner of the nub aroused, often times he is more embarrassed for his poor choice in shorts or placement of shaft. There currently is no known cure for chronic nub syndrome other than to invest in new clothes, start a new habit of placement, or to find friends who enjoy such sights.
-Cross Country Team Practice With Short shorts-
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
by Chaboooy February 10, 2014