4 definitions by Chaboooy
when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.
thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."
by Chaboooy April 18, 2013
The outline of a man's genitalia often seen due either to the owner of said nub's shorts being too tight or an awkward arrangement having been made of the shaft and/or sac. Common signs of a Nub are when you see what looks as though it is a miniature erection. This is not to be mistaken with an actual erection because in no way is the owner of the nub aroused, often times he is more embarrassed for his poor choice in shorts or placement of shaft. There currently is no known cure for chronic nub syndrome other than to invest in new clothes, start a new habit of placement, or to find friends who enjoy such sights.
-Cross Country Team Practice With Short shorts-
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
by Chaboooy February 10, 2014
Noun: Much like saying, "Your Girl" except easier to say for those with minimal skill in the English language. Can be used in a personal or a descriptive form. Often used when referring to a hoey individual or trying to make yourself seem ("open to new things") like a hoe
Descriptive- Ay lilB, where chagurl at now?
Personal- Aight just send chagurl your number and ill hitcha up later
Personal- Aight just send chagurl your number and ill hitcha up later
by Chaboooy February 13, 2013
When you fill a blunt with mostly weed but one small part of it, anywhere in the blunt, is filled with salvia. While smoking down the blunt one person reaches the salvia and gets way more fucked up than everyone else.
1: Hey guys who's down to play some blunt roulette?
2: No way man! Last time I played, the dragon from Lord of the Rings burnt down my house.
1: So you lost? That's the fun in blunt roulette!
2: No way man! Last time I played, the dragon from Lord of the Rings burnt down my house.
1: So you lost? That's the fun in blunt roulette!
by Chaboooy January 6, 2015