Nub

Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.

Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.

by Lauruh March 29, 2010

Nub

Someone who particularly sucks at life or possibly cant excell no matter what he or she does

wow michael is such a nub
max isnt a nub
elijah is a nub

benny is a nub
sebas is a nub because he likes ac milan

by MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH doo doo my sh September 20, 2010

Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nub

A loser

Artymiller is such a nub.

by pamicam December 5, 2014

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

Nub

Noun. The equivalent of calling someone an “egg.” Some you care about, but also they’re annoying (in a nice way).

Wow, Gus is such a nub.
Gus drank all of the honey from the bottle. That is cute yet alarming. How nubby.

by Mugcake April 6, 2020

Nub

One who sucks at the particular subject at hand, even more than a noob.

Teacher: What started World War One?
Student: The Well of Eternity exploding, creating the Maelstrom!1!1!11!
Teacher: Wrong, nub!

Nerd: Do you want to play Halo 2 at my house tonight?
Hot Girl: Ew, no, go away you nub!

by Rhonyn April 15, 2006