Nub

Someone who particularly sucks at life or possibly cant excell no matter what he or she does

wow michael is such a nub
max isnt a nub
elijah is a nub

benny is a nub
sebas is a nub because he likes ac milan

by MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH doo doo my sh September 20, 2010

Nub

Someone or something who is particularly small, runt-like, annoying, or stupid.

Girl 1: Did you see what he just did?!
Girl 2: Yeah I know, he's such a nub.

by Lauruh March 29, 2010

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

Nub

Noun. The equivalent of calling someone an “egg.” Some you care about, but also they’re annoying (in a nice way).

Wow, Gus is such a nub.
Gus drank all of the honey from the bottle. That is cute yet alarming. How nubby.

by Mugcake April 6, 2020

Nub

A loser

Artymiller is such a nub.

by pamicam December 5, 2014

Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nub

One who sucks at the particular subject at hand, even more than a noob.

Teacher: What started World War One?
Student: The Well of Eternity exploding, creating the Maelstrom!1!1!11!
Teacher: Wrong, nub!

Nerd: Do you want to play Halo 2 at my house tonight?
Hot Girl: Ew, no, go away you nub!

by Rhonyn April 15, 2006