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mahone Bay, Nova Scotia 

place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.

The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.

Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .

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Isn't that Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia I hear calling me?

No. I think that's Peggy's Cove again.
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Mineville Nova Scotia 

A small, not very well-known city 10 minutes away from Dartmouth and 5 hours away from Sydney. Can be fun at times but there are no sidewalks and people dump trash in the ditch.
I currently live in the dumpy little city of Mineville Nova Scotia.
Mineville Nova Scotia by KLC1995 November 15, 2011

Enfield Nova Scotia

A small village in Nova Scotia. The home of rapper Classified

Pretty cool place.

Whoo-hoo!! Go Enfield! Nova Scotia rules!!
Classified kicks Ememiems ass any day!
Dude: He's from Enfield Nova Scotia?
Bro:Yaa.
Dude: Sweeeet!!
Enfield Nova Scotia by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007

zimbobway from nova scotia 

A Guy Who is cute and funny, but most people think he is an asshole. He is an asshole though, but also smarter than you about geography and history.
Mr.Zimbobway: Do you know where nova scotia is?
Girl: Russia! Boo-Yahh!!! C'mon ask me another one?
Mr.Zimbobway: actually it's in Canada

Girl: Ok Mr.Zimbobway from Nova Scotia!

Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia 

A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.

Nova Scotian Snow Blower 

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.
me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

Nova Scotian salad 

A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.
Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?

Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.
Nova Scotian salad by Anal OPA April 24, 2018