Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007

stonking

(UK) very sexually attractive (usually of girl)

That Brenda is fuckin' stonking

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

Stonk

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"

It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!

by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011

Stonks

A pair of testicles

It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.

by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009

Stonk

Short cunt

That bitch is a stonk

by Stonkus August 24, 2019