Norman

A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.

'We pulled down Alex's shorts in PE'
'Did he have a Norman'
'Yes, its a short story'

by Alex Norman June 14, 2008

Norman

To have an erect penis that is not visible to the person who possesses it.

A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.

by Skack August 14, 2006

Norman

A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma

personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc

just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman

by Emo apple ray April 4, 2021

The Norman

When your doing a girl doggy style and go on a roids rage. You then take a lanyard or lamp cord and start choking the girl from behind until she passes out.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.

Kyle was giving Lauren The Norman last night.

I gave Matt's mom The Norman!

by D. Wills English Class May 24, 2006

norman

1. the ultimate noob
2. piss

oh my god, i really have 2 norman.

by nemo09 June 11, 2009

Norman

A fake two faced coward ass Nigga that's a Jody and should be Googled before proceeding. A toxic disease, proceed creature with caution, believe at your own risk.

Who was that? That's a No man, once I Saw the truth & Hoefax..left that No Norman Real EARLY

by KingAce1 April 26, 2017

NORMAN

NORMAN

azn:

To NORMAN,Adjv, spike someone's drink for sinister purposes...Norman likes sex or to be MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT R@PE.. with the male species..

*Everyone sitting at the bar,norman slides over and randomly pops something in person y's jack daniels..

by JACKDANIELSUPRISE:O) September 13, 2009