nonversation

the act of conversing with inanimate objects; can include inattentive people if used negatively.

telling something that is about to fall over to stay "did she just tell that book to stay?" "yeah she totally just had a nonversation"

by the unknown aj October 4, 2011

nonversation

Having a conversation but not able to get a word in.

I just had a nonversation conversation with my Mother.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

nonversation

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation

by Number10 June 13, 2015

Nonversation

A completely private conversation that usually stays between two people. Usually undisclosed to anybody outside the conversation. In other words, a secret conversation

Bob: "Keep this a secret, Frank"
Frank: "Don't worry, this is a nonversation"

by Ko’d by your grandma July 17, 2022

NonVersation

When a conversation is never to be talked about again after the original conversation

Bethany wanted to talk about our situation. I told her that was a NonVersation.

by Blind247 January 27, 2026

NonVErsation

A discussion so secret that it never happened

Ronnie wanted to talk about him going to rehab.. I told him that'sa NonVErsation..

by Blind247 January 23, 2026

Notversation

When you're trying too hard to keep up a text conversation that's not working and therefore aren't really having an actual conversation anymore.

Elijah: Seriously!
Amanda: Haha, lol.
Elijah: So?
Amanda: Ya.
Elijah: :P
Amanda: :P
Elijah: Okay, this is a serious notversation...

by ThisCHICK August 13, 2012