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lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.
lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.
by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007
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brandon novak

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.
Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."
by jdogg01 September 2, 2005
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Nomad

N.

1.one without a home who moves around or travels freely without ties holding them back.

2.a constant or full-time traveler
As a nomad Mark has live in many exotic places such as, India, Peru, Fiji, and Nigeria.
by MJ De La Cruz April 15, 2009
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Nomiki

Nomiki is definitely someone to watch out for, she is sweet, cute, kind and 100% tomboy. She is one of the boys, whether she is kicking around the soccer ball or running she always does it with a smile. But watch out she is a tad bipolar, happy one moment then sad the next, when a nomiki is sad don't try and comfort her just leave her alone otherwise you will be in store for a world of pain.
Male A: Hey can you kick me the ball sweet heart
Nomiki: okay I'll kick the ball to you

*kicks the ball right in his gut and winds him*

Nomiki: next time don't treat me like a little girl
by Rachelsimmons October 27, 2015
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Namakau

Namakau is a name of African origin which means hard working. The name is usually given to beautifully or handsomely born children in the hope that they grow up responsibly and hard working.
Namakau can only be given to children whose parents are also hard working. At birth, elders in the community must confirm if the name fits the family .
by African definitions March 7, 2021
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novakish

Novakish is the language spoke by the wedding gc on spn stan twt
"hey are you do you understand novakish?"

"yes i do why?"
by Castiel43079192 April 6, 2021
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Novaku

A 5'2 "Niche internet micro celebrity." Creates decent minecraft related youtube videos and streams different games. He peaked at "K.K. SLIDER SINGS DESPACITO?". He also had 1 tiktok get a lot of views but thats about it. He is known for not showing his face like dream and ranboo. He also likes anime a bit too much and has cosplayed as many anime women.
Person 1: "You Know Novaku?"
Person 2: "The 5'2 Fella?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
by GarfieldIsKing April 20, 2022
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