fuck that noise

Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".

"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."

by M240guy June 28, 2004

Noisy Cricket

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Noise Bot

The new, shitty ads on Urban Dictionary.

Busted Tees was annoying enough, but the Noise Bot chicks aren't hot and the shirts aren't funny.

by somebody, someone March 28, 2008

Pooper noise

Flatulence or the sound of gas escaping while defecating.

She thought he was cute until the moment in the elevator with the loud pooper noise.

by MishaMacaroons April 3, 2019

Poopy noise

A fart that signifies a poo is imminent

Gary knew Barry needed a shit the moment he smelt his poopy noise

by barrylovesgary December 9, 2016

bottom noises

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

by ssoap October 9, 2021

Noided

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED

Person 1: What happened to him
Person 2: He seen the footage and he decided to stay noided

by Dr.Yarra May 27, 2021