nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

nostrilablism

The act or practice of snorting the ashes of cremated human flesh by mankind.

Nostrilablism has been performed by ex Rolling Stones front man, Keith Richards, who, in April 2007, confessed to have mixed his fathers ashes into a line of cocaine and snorting it.

"There is nothing wrong with Nostrilablism. My dad wouldn't have minded."

by Andrew Munz December 24, 2008

Nostrilingus

The act of getting fucked in the nose by a dick.

Jane: "Hey. Your nose looks big and swollen."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."

by Grey Obsession May 23, 2014

naughty nostril

when a person sometimes curses and jerks head down in a sneezing motion

Ezra has a naughty nostril.

by handsomevirgil August 19, 2009

soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 9, 2010

Cum Nostrils

The act of a girl giving you a blowjob where your dick reaches the back of her throat and once you bust, cum shoots out of her nostrils.

Bro, so last night this girl was giving me head and I busted my nuts and all of a sudden she got cum nostrils!

by ThugontheInterwebs August 14, 2017

nostrile

A nostrile is a more epic nostril.

It's like what Chuck Norris has.

"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles

by charada April 29, 2010