Noam Toasternak
Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
by Alexandre Mcneill July 22, 2021
Hey, this is my own private present for a dear friend of mine, so please leave if you aren't her.
So, hi, noam (hopefully youre the only one reading this) um i got you your present and I'll just explain the stuff you got?
First is the rock, it is a anti-anxiety rock, from what i read, it helps most people relax when you hold it or just have it, if it doesnt work for you thats fine! I hope you can bring it to your exam, so it could help (?)
Then there's the mirror, its there as a sign to love yourself no matter the situation, its a small mirror to show that no matter how small or insecure you may feel sometimes, the inside is what matters. And that is enough for you to try and smile wide and proud.
The adventure time locket is a sign to have your own personal adventure and its all just more and more experience for you to learn from and get better at.
The clips are there just to make importance of the good moments in your life, to mark the times when you were the happiest, to treasure those moments in your saddest times, with hope of feeling better.
And the earrings! They're small, and i know you wear and probably like long and dangling ones but i thought that your ears should have a little break, and take some time, thats also why its little clocks hehe.
Either way, i hope you like it. - sunsun
So, hi, noam (hopefully youre the only one reading this) um i got you your present and I'll just explain the stuff you got?
First is the rock, it is a anti-anxiety rock, from what i read, it helps most people relax when you hold it or just have it, if it doesnt work for you thats fine! I hope you can bring it to your exam, so it could help (?)
Then there's the mirror, its there as a sign to love yourself no matter the situation, its a small mirror to show that no matter how small or insecure you may feel sometimes, the inside is what matters. And that is enough for you to try and smile wide and proud.
The adventure time locket is a sign to have your own personal adventure and its all just more and more experience for you to learn from and get better at.
The clips are there just to make importance of the good moments in your life, to mark the times when you were the happiest, to treasure those moments in your saddest times, with hope of feeling better.
And the earrings! They're small, and i know you wear and probably like long and dangling ones but i thought that your ears should have a little break, and take some time, thats also why its little clocks hehe.
Either way, i hope you like it. - sunsun
Hey noam. Don't need to grow up,
Take a second and watch season colors.
No need to worry about school or some others.
Take a pencil and draw a little line. continue until you have your own little dime.
That dime is pretty, strong and pround.
That dime is you, no matter of a doubt.
Take a second and watch season colors.
No need to worry about school or some others.
Take a pencil and draw a little line. continue until you have your own little dime.
That dime is pretty, strong and pround.
That dime is you, no matter of a doubt.
by Yourneighbourhoodfriend January 18, 2020
For me it's simply a name made for the best person in the world. I mean, I know that for a fact. I myself know personally a guy called "Noam". He's awesome. That's me. I'm Noam.
Noam is handsome, super nice. He truly deserves to be loved. I mean seriously, please love me. I'm so lonely. Please help me.
by Anonymous (Noam) November 21, 2021
The most humble, smart, good looking, religious, best driver, is missing 0 teeth. Super sexy and attractive and also humble.
by Big baller Ben September 25, 2023
by Bennyjamin May 4, 2022