an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
Get the proofedmug. The most interesting and most useful piece of information you will ever learn. Ever. They are the answer to life and all its problems.
by mrt43 June 15, 2011
Get the Proofmug. A african american rapper from detroit who got shot in a recent club incident...which is sad and all except the fact that A) he shot someone first...in the head, and B) the only reason he was even semi-famous is because he, as well as the rest of d12 milked off Marshal Mathers. Everyone is supposta feel sooo sorry for the murderer semi-talented rapper? Fuck proof!
Eminem fan: omgawsh thats sewwww terrible what happened to proof
Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.
Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?
Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.
Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?
by N3ro July 30, 2008
Get the proofmug. She was proofing him in the backseat.
by Elle Marie July 23, 2005
Get the proofingmug. I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Get the Proofingmug. by Danny-poo August 18, 2005
Get the proofmug. 1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
Get the Zombie-Proofingmug.