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noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.
I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.
by JormanThoad March 21, 2017
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Nofun Relationship

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.
Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
by September10 October 23, 2008
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Transvestite Black Nofundo

A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.

Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.

A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.

She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.

Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.

But that is just the start.

1.) You will never stop puking

2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50

3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.

And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.

Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"

Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"

Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name

Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"

Guy1: Nods his head

Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"

Guy1: "I need eye bleach"

Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"

Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"

Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"

Guy1 "dofgjoerh"

They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 12, 2010
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Della NoFun

A person, usually of an Italian descent, who is generally crabby when things aren't the way they want to go. Usually this person is in a bad mood and chooses not to participate in amusing activities.
Friend #1: I just tried joking around with Mike about something going on right now and he told me to leave him alone and to stop bothering him.

Friend #2: I know right, he did that the other day. Mike is such a Della NoFun.
by dee-bow November 27, 2011
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nofunning

This is a term to describe people who give up alcohol for lent to the detriment of their friends fun.
Because Kfan is nofunning, she can't go see Tiesto with Daneschi.
by Lourghah March 10, 2017
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Nofundo

A straight up ugly ass hoe. May be fat as a cow or ugly as dirty uncle bobby's penis.

When one encounters a "Nofundo" while accompanied by friends of any gender, they must say "Nofundo" and make the hand motion described below. Not doing this is a violation of the guy code section 4.A.XIII, paragraph 8, line 6.

Arms must make a crossing motion and head must be turned side to side as if saying "no". Very similar to the "You're out" motion.
Girl with way too much black eyeshadow and a shirt that is obviously too small to everyone but her.

Guy A: What kind of disease do you you think she has?
Guy B: No need to be rude, man.
Guy A: You're right... Nofundo (Does the aforementioned motion)
by Ds14 October 23, 2006
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Nofunistan

A place of absolutely no fun, where all the fun has been drained out of an otherwise fun situation.
Jack: "Dude come play beer pong with us!"
Brian: "Go ahead, I don't really feel like drinking today"
Jack: "Wow when did you become president of Nofunistan?"
by pastynround February 14, 2012
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