Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023

Beanie

The hottest nigga out here

Omg Beanie posted a tiktok

by Killerqueen42069 September 2, 2022

Beany

Shroomy’s

Who’s Beany?

Nah don’t worry she’s Scott’s

by Tollibeck May 3, 2021

Beanie

A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.

Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality

Fuck beanie ong all my niggas hate beanie -Spquarky

by XKraxkenX September 9, 2022

beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things

Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018

Beanie

A person who is mean. Also known as a meanie beanie

Jake is a beanie

by Spruce July 4, 2018