Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023

Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see

You got da BEANIE!!

by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018

Beany

Shroomy’s

Who’s Beany?

Nah don’t worry she’s Scott’s

by Tollibeck May 3, 2021

Beanie

The hottest nigga out here

Omg Beanie posted a tiktok

by Killerqueen42069 September 2, 2022

beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things

Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018

Beanie

a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.

Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-

by Seeeeese October 9, 2018