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Ghost Notification

An extremely annoying occurrence on facebook. A ghost notification is what happens when you click a notification, and it takes you to the appropriate place, but the notification still stays there, so you click it again, but nothing different happens. You get your hopes all up for another notification and it's just another dumb ghost notification.
YES!!!! ANOTHER NOTIFICATION!!!!

NOOOOOO it's a ghost notification
by thewhom May 26, 2011
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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 13, 2014
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Nastification

This whole thing is too much 16 candels: can't we just skip it, and go right to the Nastification.

Past-Nastification ... act of having had sex in the past ... mostly used if time travel is involved
by MAD-Roger October 6, 2006
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past nastification

Dude 1: Dude, I think your past nastification may have some repercutions.

Dude 2: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
by Biggie Brown November 24, 2006
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notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time
When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.
by Katarina W. August 13, 2010
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Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.
Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010
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Nastification

To make something nasty. To nastify. The act of being nasty.
In a crued act of nastification, he pissed in Joe's beer and came in Laura's soup.
by cmaze February 20, 2005
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