NILF

nurse i'd like to fuck
same as mother but with a bangable nurse

holy shit she's a NILF!
or
patient: I think your a proper NILF.
Nurse: What?
Patient: Nurse id like to ....
Nurse: ...fuck
patient: yeah.

by stallwood123 March 14, 2008

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Negro I Would Like to Fuck

Ewww, you think that black bitch is a NILF!!!

by s-BErt August 23, 2006

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I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.

by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010

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Newfie I'd Like To Fuck

Timmy: Did you see Alexandra yesterday
John: Yeah, she is one NILF

by I Love Ghetto Booty March 13, 2009

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nilf

the nonbinary version of a milf or dilf

wow you’re such a nilf (y/n)

by shigaraki’s lover<3 June 19, 2021

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Nothing I'd Like to Fuck

literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.

thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.

complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.

walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.

that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.

by battabatta May 15, 2011

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