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nilf

Nothing I'd Like to Fuck

literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.

thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.

complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.
walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.

that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.
by battabatta May 15, 2011
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