Nik

A fat nasty man who never wears any pants. He usually has a crush on...YOU.

(About Nik)
Dennis: "Someone's got a crush on you, and he's not wearing any pants."
Someone Else: "Is it Nik?"
Dennis: "Hell yes it is!"

by Somechick_73 October 30, 2008

Nik

Hunch-Back of Notre Dame. Has extremely greasy hair and thinks his shit dont stink. Surrounds himself with people that he thinks love him but really dont. Thinks he's a lady's man when really he's a nerd. Has walk that is fun to immitate. Likes to talk crap.

"Dude, you're chasing all the chicks away... Stop acting like such a Nik!"

by stupidpeoplehaters May 4, 2010

nik

totally not awesome person such a gay american who thinks he is the best at everything when really he is a limp dicked bastard.

that guy is such a nik

by nik bowes July 29, 2008

Nik

Main example of a typical name abbreviation when trying to 'look cool' but instead makes the owner look like a desperate middle-aged man trying to look gothic when men of that age should know better. A mutation of 'Nick' - the real abbreviation for 'Nicholas'. Another example: 'Jez'.

"Here comes Nick on his new skateboard, what does he look like! . <shouts> Oi Nick!".

Nik: "Fuk off"

by Bar Catfish December 14, 2009

Nik

A kind hearted sole with a massive vagina.

“Damn Nik is a shitty ass swim coach”

by XxxGayGrapeKiller99 November 29, 2018

Nik

Nik is a great person that you would always want in for life including some details that people like such as he is smart hot athletic and. Nice

Person1: Nik is soooo cool
Person2: Also hot smart funny and athletic

by xxEaglesNik March 2, 2019

Nik

Nik is a word to describe someone of which lies to you and catfishes you. They will be rude and cruel if confronted.

Person one: Ay man, I’m a gamer girl *male voice*
Person two: Oh come on, get lost you Nik.

by LucaTheReaper October 9, 2019