neckbeard

Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.

I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!

by trashcanmoses January 3, 2004

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard

Asmongold

McConnell: Asmon stop being such a neckbeard!
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao

by asmongoldlover999 May 13, 2019

neckbeard

a growth of hair on a man's neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor grooming.

"I can picture myself wearing these clothes a week from now, bits of food caught in my overgrown neckbeard"

by Retardato July 3, 2020

accidental neckbeardism

When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.

Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.

Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019

M'lady of Neckbeards

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."

"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."

by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023

Yandy Nickbar

Whilst asleep, He is awake. Truly Yapanese, He nonetheless lives on the other side of the globe. Teacher in Northern Francia, and professor at Hogwarts. He is the sun in the night.
Nay, pardon my mistake.
He is nothing but the Sun

SILENCE, young student. Let the master speak. Let the Universe listen

Guy 1: You know what's great with english? 'élève' and 'étudiant' are the same!
Guy 2: Woah, careful there young lad. Don't you dare utter heretic words in His presence.
Guy 1: Come on, the Yandy Nickbar cannot-
Guy 2: IS THAT A COFFEE CUP IN YOUR HAND? Dang flabbit, we are doomed.

*Sunlight suddenly shines on their dumbfounded faces*

by StridingClairia November 24, 2021