Neckbeard

A noun not referring to a beard that grows down to one's neck, but to a self secluded troglodyte, often represented as a weeb or a person who isolates themselves to the indoors and typically is obsessed with pop culture. Many neckbeards lack hygiene and social cues as well as being typically a self proclaimed "gentleman" or, to the rest of society's terms of phrase, a simp.

Phil is such a neckbeard. I haven't seen him come out of his cave for days.

by Flexiglass June 30, 2020

Neckbeard Syndrome

The ability to be charming and smooth with a large vocabulary while typing, yet stumble over one's own words while speaking in real life.

(Online)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.

(Real Life)

Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.

by Konig_Theory August 3, 2011

Neckbeard

Usually overweight and over the age of 30, they hang around board game stores and play games. They also have a weird point of view of everything uses to be good. Their "nostalgia" gets in the way of rational thinking and causes distrust towards modern cercumstances/trends/beliefs

I gotta go to the game store to refill on bolt-action paint, but those Neckbeards smell so dang bad.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Neckbeard

Neckbeard some guy in their thirties living off of mountain dew and wearing a fedora. They are usually bronies but exceptions aply.

that bitchass neckbeard just fucked a waterfountain. Neckbeard just dont

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

neckbeard

Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.

I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!

by trashcanmoses January 3, 2004

Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.

Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'

by captain stiffy February 5, 2019

Neckbeard

Asmongold

McConnell: Asmon stop being such a neckbeard!
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao

by asmongoldlover999 May 13, 2019