An awesome video game website that uses the power of sweatpants and beer to defeat video games. Upon kicking the livin' hella out of a game, they post recorded videos (in HD def) of how to accomplish said task of kicking the livin' hella out of a game. Site founders Explicit D Dan and Beer Baron John also produce a alcohol driven podcast called Two Chimps on A Davenport. Most days consist of alcoholic consumption, updating their kickass website, and rolling golden over their newest video game conquests.
Maxx: Hey Matt, I just got flattened by a friggin' Hunter in Halo 3, how did you beat it?
Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.
Maxx: Sweet, High Five!
Matt: Shwoot!
Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.
Maxx: Sweet, High Five!
Matt: Shwoot!
by mercboymaxx33 February 28, 2010
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Member 1: I haz found exploit.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.
by Outsider5D August 1, 2011
Get the nextgenupdate mug.A website filled with homophobic wannabe trolls. They call themselves "hackers" and "programmers", although that only pertains to maybe 3% of the community. The rest are just script-kiddies who do not give credit where credit is due.
5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".
The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.
All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.
The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.
Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".
The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.
All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.
The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.
Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
75% of NextGenUpdate = <Member 1> D00d, y did u -rep m3, br0?
<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.
<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)
<Member 2> Whatevs. :)
Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.
<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)
<Member 2> Whatevs. :)
Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
by eXo Outsider March 15, 2011
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Lazy because I can be and don’t want to work and am entitled while playing on game soles and phones and tablets and care about nothing else.
Hi, my name is Smash, NextGenLazy#4riz, aka just lazy cuz I like to smash on my bed and play nothing but video games and don’t remember what the Sun looks like. #Smashamofo
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