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newton

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.
new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton
by boston hates kerry September 16, 2008
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newton

a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.
Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.
by enonomous mush October 27, 2006
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newtonize

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.
It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!
by woooh September 28, 2007
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the newton

a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.
example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.
by A motha fuckin gay fish April 21, 2009
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newton

a newton is someone who cries at a party and recives negative attention
james:ooo yy is kathrine kissing other men *crying*
Nick:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH wht a newton
by luke tyler January 30, 2007
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The Newton

Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.
"Dude, I was doing the Newton the other day in the park. It was so fun man, it became my new profile pic"
by Skyler's in the sky, sir October 19, 2012
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Juice Newton

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
by Nomen Nescio June 4, 2007
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