newted

When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.

John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.

by wolfmanmos February 10, 2012

Newstead college

The Tasmanian college for mentally and physically disabled students....Oh and a few normal ones.

Hey dude look at that retard he must be from newstead college.

by Jerkin the Gherkin August 28, 2007

Newsed

To buy something that has already been used, such as from a thrift shop.

"Wow, I like your shirt. Is it new?"
"Actually, it's newsed."

by Savvy_Shopper January 18, 2012

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004

Newsmedian

A comedian that usually makes fun of the news.

John Stewart was such a newsmedian

by Bl4ckBolt September 15, 2016

nestedathylapocathilinopasteledfiguratefragilisticpacened've's

an unnecessarily long word that is hard to correctly pronouce

that was quite a nestedathylapocathilinopasteledfiguratefragilisticpacened've's

by dabbage cabbage May 10, 2017

Newshed

High, Fucked up, Wasted

"Dude, Peter took way too much K on Tuesday night. He was totally Newshed"

by piensa September 27, 2019