East Newport, PA

A small village in Oliver Township, Perry County, PA just south of the Borough of Newport. It was once the home of a large iron furnace, a popsicle factory, a green house, Amos Miller’s Saw Mill and Wentzel’s Feed Mill. Today it is home to a Turnbaugh’s Gas and Service Station, Base Camp Outfitters, Oliver Grange, Episcopal Commons Senior Apartments, the Newport First Church of God, a playground and and AMPLE NUMBER OF HARD CORE YAYHOO REDNECKS!

Our school bus stops at Dock and Third Streets in East Newport, PA.
Those rednecks in East Newport, PA live down along the furnace row.
The Chisholm mansion is in East Newport, PA

by Orebank Bus Rider August 20, 2018

Newport

Newport is a city in south wales. It's highlights include Pill, Murder Central, Duffryn, Drug Land, Ringland, Home to teenage pregnancy, Mauland, Home to the care-home children,the shittycentre and many more. Newport has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. It is not uncommon to be approached outside newport train station by nasty infected hookers or chavs asking for cigarettes from the Pupil referral unit around the corner, full of Newport's wildest teenagers, incidentally right next to a primary school of small children. The centre hosts a fantastic greggs pasty shop and Everything-For-A-Pound Shop. Newport does not have a Poundland. If you happen to stop in newport, be sure to thoroughly cleanse yourself afterwards as there is a high risk of contracting bird flu due to the pidgins that just wont, or maybe cant, fly away from the foyer on Newports bank (Robbed 305 times since 2003) You will also find that Newport offers a complimentary mugging service to all visitors provided by the youth there. And sometimes the mothers of the youths. Because the mothers are still youths. Newport citizens enjoy weed. Most "females" in newport have no idea what their natural skin colour is due to the copious amounts of shit, or foundation smeared across their skin. Normal, good, newport citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks.

Man Exiting Train Station. Something that resembles a woman approaches.

Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty

Man moves on past the shop

Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?

Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.

by eu83 March 27, 2011

New Poor

People who lose money because of the recession and then don't know how to live without money.

Parker: Did you hear about Steve?
Thomas: No what happened to him?
Parker: He is new poor now. Last I heard he is living outside a bar in a broken down RV.
Thomas: Man, new poor strikes again.

by the_new_black_mamba October 2, 2009

Newport News

1 of the 7 urban cities of Virginia's Hampton Roads...Also known as Bad News for its high crime rate

Located North of Norfolk

Lets hit downtown Bad News after dark and get mugged!

by Al C November 15, 2004

newport cough

The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.

Newport smoker: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH, THROW UP...
Non Newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick...
Newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that Newport cough

by erik bowman April 29, 2008

newport beach

1. the place by where i go to school
2. where the O.C. supposedly takes place
3. a town full of yuppies and their snobby kids, where the soccer moms are more silicon than should be allowed and the dads are rich conservatives
4. a place where everything, is closed by 11

see palley for an example of a newport family

like oh my god, newport beach is so boring.

by hs414 May 13, 2005

Pack of Newports

Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.

Yo, Lemme get a Pack of Newports.

by Yo, It's Cold As Shit In Here, Dawg. April 29, 2005