New Zealand

country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

eventually i plan to go to new zealand and drive around on curvy roads on pocket bikes.

by teevee June 9, 2003

New Zealand

the ugly more adventurous cousin of Australia.

wanna go to "New Zealand"?

No. i want to go to Australia.

by Snapestar June 12, 2009

New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.

Man I dream about New Zealand every night

by galpalkyl101 December 15, 2015

New Zealand

New Zealand is a pretty awesome country. Why is Australia being mentioned so much when these definitions are about NZ? *confused*

I guess it's because we're close, yes that's right... we are close enough that we might as well join together to be one country {If it wasn't for you people getting really crazy over what country is better}

Both Australia and New Zealand have their good point and their bad points :)
So chill, people-

PS- Sheep Sex? That's just wrong... beastiality is so wrong...

****ANZAC****

--New Zealand and Australia would both be stronger if the people of both contries worked together--

by Eden May 26, 2005

New Zealand

A pretty cool country, I don't see why Australians diss New Zealander and why New Zealanders diss Australians. I'm Australian and our countrys are so close can't we just get along? p.s. New Zealander's don't fuck sheep and Tasmainian's (state in Australia) aren't inbred who ever say this can go fuck themselves.

just like anonymous said before me ANZACs FOR LIFE

by FTSI February 15, 2005

New Zealand

A place where many, many people would like to go.... Reason why: It's beautiful, and Lord of the Rings was filmed there.

"Would it not be awesome to go to New Zealand?"

by Heather December 10, 2004