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New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
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Dirty New Yorker

A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.

I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.
I felt on top of the world until the dirty New Yorker came and ripped my limbs part.
by Wizzardandrew March 14, 2013
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new yorker

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.
New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!
by Dan November 20, 2003
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New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.
Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016
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New yorker

Eastern Pennsylvanian slang for complete and utter asshole. Invaders of the beautiful lehigh, bucks, berks counties. Thinks the Yankees are gods baseball team and they are not afraid to get into your face about it. Obnoxious and loud fucktards. Dirty and ignorant
Steve: "where the hell did all these assholes in our school come from?"
Me: "They are fuckin' new yorkers. Where do you think they came from?"
Steve: "umm New York? Fucktards!"
by EmTy May 14, 2009
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New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.
Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
by Perplexing Enigma May 9, 2011
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new yorker

In the NYSDOC (Department of Corrections) a supposedly untapped, unadulterated full bag of dope (heroin) off the streets of New York City, usually costing $50-$100.
Yo I heard someone in the annex got new yorkers for a full commissary buy.
by W A K O May 13, 2009
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