new year's eve

The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.

Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.

by AlexIsIll January 9, 2004

new year's eve

As good a time as any to go to jail.

"What are you in for?"
"New years eve."
"Oh"

by Bookworm January 20, 2004

New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

new year's eve

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards

its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?

by matt December 31, 2004

New Year's Ebbolution

When a New Year's Resolution loosens its hold on you, dwindles, then fades away. This can happen at any moment during the year.

"Hey Claire, I thought your New Year's Resolution was sayin' no to eating chocolate. But here you are munchin' chocolate...what gives?"
"Yeah...I was determined but then the New Year's Ebbolution snuck up on me. Want some?"

by redehlert January 9, 2009

new year's resolution

when a fat person says they're going to loose weight that they never will, and just lie to themselves.

John's New year's resolution was to loose weight, he gave up two days later.

by stuffandstuff January 2, 2011

new year's eve

The best excuse to get drunk and throw the biggest party of the year. It's not so much the fact that it's a new year that's so exciting, but the fact that you're going to go to a party.

Billy: Holy shit it's new years eve. Do you know what that means?
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!

by Stroup December 30, 2003