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Netvestite

When a member of one sex pretends to be another sex online.
Male1: "Hey, I had great cybersex with this hot chick call Jill the other night - she sent photos and all"
Male2: "haha you tool, that was me pretending to be Jill"
Male1: "Damn you, you netvestite"
by Evi1Guy March 18, 2010
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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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Liam Neeson

To punch and or chop someone in the throat or neck with the unique skills you have acquired over a long career.

To cause bodily harm to those who have TAKEN things from you.
When I found the people who took my daughter, I Liam Neesoned them into submission.
by Blackest Dragon March 7, 2011
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Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
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Necessity

The fact of being required or indispensable.
It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.
by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016
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Bill Nees

The complete and utter definition of domination.
Dude he was so Bill Nees, he survived a tactical nuke on MW2!

Bill Nees stared down Communism until it disappeared.
by Darkest Eclipse April 29, 2010
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bare necessities

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
by Anonymouse_ April 4, 2009
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