Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

The Negotiator

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah yes, the negotiator

by firebear1 October 6, 2023

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Negrociate

To make peace with a nigger. Or to work out a plan

Cop: Hey wont come out
Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Cop:Black sir.
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!

YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!

by Andrew July 11, 2004

Negosiate

Basically the word negotiate, but Björn saying it, in of course a wrong way.

They will have to negosiate" "Oh really?!

by Syllabeer June 9, 2011

Negvite

1. When you retract a previous invitation to someone (friend, family member, stranger) for an event or activity before they have the chance to decline your invitation.

2. If you know that someone is going to decline your invitation you disinvite them before they can tell you they will not be attending

NEG (negative) VITE (invite) - NEGVITE

-Negvited
-Negvitation

"I negvite you"

"Just negvite them"

"Your are negvited"

by JCowell October 1, 2007

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 9, 2013