neets

a joint word made up of nice and teets.

That girl has some neets!!

by william/steve May 9, 2011

neet

someone who is trying to watch netflix but either they were typing way too fast or their keyboard is broken.

"ah i wanna watch netflix today"

neet *enter*

"fuck"

by aaronjcayanan August 3, 2020

neet buzzer

Northen England Term for a large moth.

Person 1: Oh God theres a neet buzzer in the house
Person2 : Get it out use the swatter

by Jennifer Annistonnn December 27, 2013

neet food

Food that a NEET (unemployed, and not seeking employment, or education) would eat.

Neet: hey! Pass the chicken tendies! You: oh! You mean the NEET food?

by rebelforce December 1, 2016

the NEET group

it stands for "Not currently engaged in Employment,Education or Training" which represents a weird phenomena in China that the younger generation can't fend themselves even when they are over 30, and they have to live with the allowance from their parents.

A: Sorry to say that, but I belong to the NEET group.
B: It is OK, no worries, just find yourself a 3S lady.
A: Yes, hahaha

by WildInkHeart January 26, 2010

NEET

The National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (Undergraduate) or NEET (UG), formerly the All India Pre-Medical Test (AIPMT), is an all India pre-medical entrance test for students who wish to pursue undergraduate medical (MBBS), dental (BDS) and AYUSH (BAMS, BUMS, BHMS, etc.) courses in government and private institutions in India and also, for those intending to pursue primary medical qualification abroad.

~NEET UG is one of the largest exam in India in terms of registered applicant (approx. 2,000,000).
~AIIMS is the superior medical college in India.

~If you get into an AIIMS-
¬Your parents brag about you day and night, you are now a priced possession to them
¬Your relatives think so highly of you and give your examples to their children, i.e. you cousins are jealous of you
¬The moment somebody gets to know about the fact that you are an AIIMSONIAN, they get IMMEDIATE INFERIORITY COMPLEXX

Seeing your child getting into an AIIMS(NEET) is what every middle class Indian parents' dreams are about.

by Polikos Asteras November 19, 2023

burden a neets

A person who has Lice in their hair or in the genital area, neets.

Go and wash yourself you Filthy bastard, you are covered in neets from country folk. You caught neets from the toon hoors. Burden a neets.

by Snoters December 27, 2017