Neufed

Verb / nooft /
To blacken or char the bottom of a meth pipe.

" Aww man what the fuck, you neufed by bowl "

" This is good shit so don't neuf it up "

by Rex Webster March 23, 2021

this needed to be said

WHEN YOURE WRITING A THING ON URBAN DICTIONARY STOP CALLING PEOPLE SEXY ITS SO CREEPY LIKE SHUT UP U STUPID FUCKING BITCH UR PROBABLY AN OLD MAN WHO CALLS THINGS SEXY FOR NO REASON LIKE PLEASE GO DIE

sorry yall but this needed to be said

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

Much needed

An adjective white women use on Facebook to emphasize the perceived importance of an activity they are posting about, usually involving a vacation or spending time with family or friends. Meant to convey how busy the woman’s life is (hence why this activity was “much needed”), as well as how much the people tagged in the post mean to her/how it makes her look that these people are voluntarily included in her busy life.

A much needed family movie night! A perfect way to end our first week back at work after our much needed trip to Cabo. Hope Ashley and Josh can join us next month on our much needed winery weekend! It can’t come soon enough!

by Gloria in te domine May 22, 2022

Neeked Out

To be dressed in the finest of urban fashion, no matter what race, sex, or demographic.

He don't belong here, but oh boy is Neeked Out

She was all Neeked Out in the Mall for no reason... just disgusting(in a petty jealous voice)

by MansaMusadaZezz December 20, 2016

needed it

1: When two competitors equally matched with equal incentive to win compete, it is who ever wins. Must have not just wanted it, but needed it.

2: When someone overcomes odds to do something they set out to do.

3: When someone does something shady to achieve a goal, but the unsavory action was so clever even those duped must applaud.

4, when a competitor refuses to loose no matter what.

Ex 1:Luke: Man did you see that one on one game between Kobe and Lebron?

Cory: yeah Kobe needed it .

Ex 2: Jordan: Duke was down 15 with 2 minutes to go and they ended up winning
Kyle: yeah they "needed it ".

Ex 3: Spectator Ahh Kevin pulled down Tim’s pants then stole the ball and laid it up for the game winner

Tim: I guess that fool needed it.

Ex 4: Jake: The Chargers are missing 5 offensive starters and they are playing on the road, how are they winning by 14?
Doug: They need it.

by Robinshood April 8, 2009

Neffed

A whole new level of fucked. Beyond the point of no return.

Oh man he just got hit by a car. He is fucked. No, no, he's neffed.

by AuntieJay April 18, 2010

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017