a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
by poop in my pussy January 01, 2009
A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
by Mentilman February 04, 2016
The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.
Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.
by UN~MUDO~POCO March 02, 2021
basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
by Berry Blueman October 10, 2010
One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia
by R. Trombone March 31, 2003
A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)
by alikatt333 January 08, 2009