I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

Narrative

If you don't like the narrative, you don't have to listen to, or read it. Just like before 2020, there was a statue for everybody, if you didn't like a statue of a Confederate soldier, you could visit a Martin Luther King statue instead.

People can choose what narrative they listen to, they always could.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Narrator

A term from Call of Duty Zombies where a player takes a large crowd of zombies and gets in your way causing you to go down.

"You dick you pulled a Narrator and I went down"

by Tropical_Mexican March 15, 2022

meta-narrative

A set of socially acceptable actions and milestones as deemed by general society to follow through your life that will bring you happiness. In western society this means, being born, going to school then university, meeting someone, marrying them, buying a house together, having kids and then dying.

Mmmm yeah it just seems like John hasn’t really questioned the meta-narrative you know... he’s just kind of doing what is expected of him.

by tegantegantegantegan October 17, 2018

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Narrator

Someone who awkwardly narrates every moment throughout sex.

Jay (sensually creepy): Oh yeah, get on that table and bend over like that..yeah.
Cait (what the fuck?): Okay...I'm getting on the table now...You don't have to be a narrator

by Lu Lupo January 7, 2013

meta-narrative

1. A postmodernism bullshit term oftenly used by CNN reporters to sound smart.
2. A favorite term of Mike from Indiana otherwise known as PsychoPere on Trekbbs.

The enlightment theory of rational though is a meta-narrative.

by ethan_ruzzene May 5, 2008