In Narnia

to be so far in the gay closet that one might as well be in Narnia (Reference to the wardrobe in C.S. Lewis' "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe")

Yeah... Ryan's not coming out anytime soon. He's so far in the closet that he's in Narnia!

by angloafricanamerican September 30, 2011

narnia

the middle of fucking nowhere;extremely out of the way from everything else

My house is so out of the way from everything else, i might as well live in fucking narnia!

by peopleofnarnia January 12, 2011

FOR NARNIA

When one roars "FOR NARNIA", they have just ejaculated.

Fabio: FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Susan B. Anthony: It's in my hair :l

by the black swan1 January 14, 2011

narnia

Narnia is the best god damn place a kid could visit. Better then Disney Land. This magical land is believed to be complete bull shit, only because it is known as fantasy in our world. Any person who says they swore they have been in Narnia is telling the truth, yet no one will ever believe them. In the magical land of Narnia, animals can talk, and magic is real. The end.

FALSE = "Dude, I just visited Narnia yesterday, god damn it was awesome."

TRUE =

Lary- "You guys, I just visited a place called Narnia yesterday! The animels could talk!"

Joe - "Sure you did, and pigs can fly."

by yur September 19, 2008

narnia

someone who is in Narnia is someone who is so gay that everyone around him/her knows it... yet they still dont admit it.

He's so far in the closet he's found Narnia.

by I swear I'm not gay! i'm just in May 8, 2007

The Narnia

On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. When the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a Turkish delight in her mouth. Again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.

See "Turkish delight"

The narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and Sarah thinks she's crazy now

by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

[Narnia]

Drunk; Welcome to the land of Narnia. Going way beyond the wardrobe.
In the land of Narnia everything goes.
Being completely smashed.

I have no idea what happened last night I was in Narnia.
I drank so much I went to Narnia last night.
I became a citizen of Narnia last night.
I was way beyond the wardrobe when that happened.
You know your in Narnia when you look around the room and you think everyone looks like Dinnah

by Pepper620 January 31, 2009