narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Narcoleptatastic

Used to describe the experience of spontaneously falling asleep, usually in a potentially sexual situation with an ex-boyfriend. Narcoleptatastic can also be used as a way to describe sleep faked in order to avoid the same type of situation. It is also used to describe having fallen asleep without realising, though to a much lesser extent.

"That night with *ex-boyfriend's name* was narcoleptatastic!"

"One minute we were talking about shrimp, and the next I was waking up. It was narcoleptatastic."

by Kay O January 6, 2009

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007

Narcolepticnymphomaniac

A rare medical disorder characterized by extended narcoleptic episodes during which the affected parties are susceptible to insatiable sexual desires and activity, but which the affected can neither control nor remember after said episode has subsided.

She thinks she's still a virgin because she's a Narcolepticnymphomaniac

by Socman September 2, 2009

narocoleptic

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.

charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic lol he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

by special k89 November 6, 2004

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS)

When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.

Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"

You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."

Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"

You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."

by JTIBF August 18, 2010