now this

When someone has or is finna say some dumb shit.

When someone keep asking the same damn question or doesn't believe you

"now this"

by Fuhsur January 24, 2021

now

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by now thats what i call music May 14, 2005

=Now()

Formula used to get current date and time in spreadsheet in selected cell block in spread sheet program Microsoft Excel

=Now()

12/10/2008

by 1988TRD December 20, 2008

Now

'Now' is short for the colloquial greeting 'Now Then' and is used instead of the more common 'hello' or 'hiya'. It is shouted in a distinctive, elongonated manner, often exaggerated when under the influence of alcohol. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW"

NOW

by foureyesamy February 20, 2009

Nows

A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.

Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"

by nowsderlid March 26, 2008

Nows

A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.

Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"

by nowsderlid March 26, 2008

Dow now now

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.

1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"

by Bl@kes March 23, 2007