a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.
On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.
Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.
Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)
John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.
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Predominantly high school girls or rich grad girls who are extremely straight and now even a slight bit bicurious but tend to have one vodka soda and make out with women.
Like noodles, they are straight when they're dry.
Like noodles, they are straight when they're dry.
'omg look at Nina came up to me last night at the bar and started telling me how great i look and tried to kiss me, shes an extreme noodle'
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Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.
Remember most of all this is not a flotation device for rescue only for recreation.
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